U ever just shave ya coochie for nothing & get mad @ da world


(via chappy-lips)


"oh, I will need this thing tomorrow! let me put it in a place where i’ll be sure to find it! somewhere like…this portal to another fucking dimension"

(via dion-thesocialist)




'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'


'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

(via lsbnmstrbt)

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

(Source: prokopetz, via unbecoming--bitch)

" I am so fucking over male politicians trying to control me all the fucking time. They get all the viagra their sad excuse for a dick needs so they can fuck my brains out, but women can’t get some fucking birth control? They can just go fuck each other in the ass then. "


If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert that my desire to make a joke out of your traumatic experience is more important than your pain it’s called Freedom of Speech read a book.

(via unbecoming--bitch)

(Source: offensiveheritage, via juniorasparagus)


wanna kiss all the cute girls but also be all the cute girls


wow ! that post is unnecessary rude ! fat people have REASONS to be fat, otherwise everybody in the world would look like super models. no matter if it’s psychological or physical reasons, some people are not able to lose weight. body positivity is a way of accepting your body whatever its ‘flaws’ are, love it, feel comfortable in it and not being in a living hell all the time.

so YES, being fat is likely less healthy than being fit, but hating yourself for something you can’t change is an unecessary burden.

and please don’t tell me it’s laziness. if you’ve ever heard about bulimia, depression or diabetes you know there are some conditions you can’t fight.

it’s great that you’re able to ‘stay in good shape’, i follow fitblrs because i’m into it too, but don’t you dare hate and judge people who have a different lifestyle (and i don’t care that someone else has written it).


"He looks kinda nice but will he choke me when we have sex"

(via peas-to-see-you)


"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

(via foxyspaceprincess)

You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor

(Source: brennanat, via fit--amy)